Entry 260

Men in general judge more from appearances than from reality. All men have eyes, but few have the gift of penetration.

Niccolo Machiavelli

If you call a tail a leg, how many legs does a horse have? Four, calling a tail a leg does not make it a leg.

Abraham Lincoln

Don't judge men's wealth or godliness by their Sunday appearance.

Benjamin Franklin

She wore a short skirt and a tight sweater and her figure described a set of parabolas that could cause cardiac arrest in a yak.

Woody Allen