Entry 243

A vegetarian is a person who doesn't eat anything that can have children.
David Brenner

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
A. Whitney Brown


I'm not a vegetarian, but I eat animals who are.
Groucho Marx

CARNIVOROUS, adj. - Addicted to the cruelty of devouring the timorous vegetarian, his heirs and assigns.
Ambrose Bierce


Vegetarian - that's an old Indian word meaning "lousy hunter".
Andy Rooney



I did not become a vegetarian for my health, I did it for the health of the chickens.
Isaac Bashevis Singer