Entry 232

Funny Man…

R.I.P.

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

George Carlin

When someone asks you, “A penny for your thoughts”, and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?

George Carlin

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, “What do Chinese mothers use?” Toothpicks?

George Carlin

I don’t have pet peeves. I have major, psychotic hatreds.

George Carlin

You live 80 years and at best you get about six minutes of pure magic.

George Carlin

People have been bought by toys and gizmos in this country.

George Carlin