Entry 229

Thou art the Mars of malcontents.

William Shakespeare

A visitor from Mars could easily pick out the civilized nations. They have the best implements of war.
Herbert V. Prochnow

When the chairman introduced the guest speaker as a former illegal alien, I got up from my chair and yelled, “What’s the matter, no jobs on Mars?” When no one laughed, I was real embarrassed. I don’t think people should make you feel that way.

Jack Handy

The thing that sets Mars apart is that it is the one planet that is enough like Earth that you can imagine life possibly once having taken hold there.
Steven Squyres