Entry 171

A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.
Bernard Meltzer

Although I cannot lay an egg, I am a very good judge of omelettes.

George Bernard Shaw

An Egg to day is better than a Hen to-morrow.

Benjamin Franklin

What is my loftiest ambition? I've always wanted to throw an egg at an electric fan.

Oliver Herford