Entry 168

Cows are amongst the gentlest of breathing creatures; none show more passionate tenderness to their young when deprived of them; and, in short, I am not ashamed to profess a deep love for these quiet creatures.

Thomas de Quincey

All the really good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow.

Grant Wood

When a cow laughs, does milk come out her nose?

Author Unknown

I guess cows aren't into the four food groups, especially when they are two of them.

Anthony Clark

Condensed milk is wonderful. I don't see how they can get a cow to sit down on those little cans.

Fred Allen

A mind of the caliber of mine cannot derive its nutriment from cows. George Bernard Shaw

Sacred cows make the best hamburgers.

Mark Twain

Who was the first guy that looked at a cow and said, "I think that I'll drink whatever comes out of those things when I squeeze them?"

Bill Watterson

Milk the cow, but do not pull off the udder.

Greek Proverb