Entry 13

If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve man, but it would deteriorate the cat.
Mark Twain

The dog is a gentleman, I hope to go to his heaven, not man's.
Mark Twain

The peach was once a bitter almond; cauliflower is nothing but Cabbage with a College Education.
Mark Twain

Nothing is made in vain, but the fly came near it.
Mark Twain

I'd rather have ten snakes in the house than one fly.
Mark Twain

Fleas can be taught nearly anything that a congressman can.
Mark Twain