Entry 279

I bet when neanderthal kids would make a snowman, someone would always end up saying, "Don't forget the thick, heavy brows." Then they would get embarrassed because they remembered they had the big husky brows too, and they'd get mad and eat the snowman.
Jack Handy

You ever noticed how people who believe in Creationism look really unevolved? You ever noticed that? Eyes real close together, eyebrow ridges, big furry hands and feet. "I believe God created me in one day." Yeah, looks like He rushed it.
Bill Hicks

It is hard for the ape to believe he descended from man.
H.L. Mencken