Entry 280

Clocks slay time... time is dead as long as it is being clicked off by little wheels; only when the clock stops does time come to life.
William Faulkner


Time is the fire in which we burn.
Delmore Schwartz



The years like great black oxen tread the world
And God, the herdsman, goads them on behind.
William Butler Yeats


Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
Louis Hector Berlioz

Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
Author Unknown

Entry 279

I bet when neanderthal kids would make a snowman, someone would always end up saying, "Don't forget the thick, heavy brows." Then they would get embarrassed because they remembered they had the big husky brows too, and they'd get mad and eat the snowman.
Jack Handy

You ever noticed how people who believe in Creationism look really unevolved? You ever noticed that? Eyes real close together, eyebrow ridges, big furry hands and feet. "I believe God created me in one day." Yeah, looks like He rushed it.
Bill Hicks

It is hard for the ape to believe he descended from man.
H.L. Mencken

Entry 278

The statue that advertises its modesty with a fig leaf really brings its modesty under suspicion.
Mark Twain

The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.
Woody Allen

Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation--- 
the other eight are unimportant.
Henry Miller