Entry 207

I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children they just about throw up.
Barbara Bush

The Wedding March always reminds me of the music played when soldiers go into battle.
Heinrich Heine

Better to have loved a short man than never to have loved a tall.

David Chambless

Getting married for sex is like buying a 747 for the free peanuts.
Jeff Foxworthy

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
Groucho Marx

Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.

-Mae West

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.

Oscar Wilde