Entry 193

Know thyself! A maxim as pernicious as it is ugly. Whoever observes himself arrests his own development. A caterpillar who wanted to know itself well would never become a butterfly.
Andre Gide

The caterpillar does all the work but the butterfly gets all the publicity.
George Carlin

The only time my wife and I had a simultaneous orgasm was when the judge signed the divorce papers.

Woody Allen