Entry 156

I'm not a vegetarian, but I eat animals who are.

Groucho Marx

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
A. Whitney Brown

If we aren't supposed to eat animals, then why are they made of meat?
Author Unknown

Think of the fierce energy concentrated in an acorn! You bury it in the ground, and it explodes into an oak! Bury a sheep, and nothing happens but decay.
George Bernard Shaw

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children.
David Brenner

If slaughterhouses had glass walls, everyone would be a vegetarian.
Paul McCartney