Entry 129

I love Thanksgiving turkey. It's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts.
Arnold Schwarzenegger


The thing I'm most thankful for right now is elastic waistbands.
Author Unknown

When turkeys mate they think of swans.

Johnny Carson

We can only be said to be alive in those moments when our hearts are conscious of our treasures.
Thornton Wilder

Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants.
Kevin James

O Lord that lends me life,
Lend me a heart replete with thankfulness.
William Shakespeare