Entry 116

An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.

Aldous Huxley

Of the delights of this world man cares most for sexual intercourse, yet he has left it out of his heaven.

Mark Twain

When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities.

Matt Groening

Were kisses all the joys in bed, one woman would another wed.

Shakespeare