Entry 70

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
Groucho Marx

A man's only as old as the woman he feels.
Groucho Marx

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
Groucho Marx


All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.
Groucho Marx


Humor is reason gone mad.
Groucho Marx


My favourite poem is the one that starts 'Thirty days hath September' because it actually tells you something.
Groucho Marx