Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Entry 59

The soul is placed in the body like a rough diamond, and must be polished, or the luster of it will never appear.
Defoe
To sit in the shade on a fine day, and look upon verdure is the most
perfect refreshment.
Jane Austen
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
George Carlin
The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someonw said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.
George Carlin

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