Entry 36

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If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.
Johnny Carson


I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.
Johnny Carson



Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do.
Johnny Carson



When turkeys mate they think of swans.
Johnny Carson