Entry 13
Mark Twain
The dog is a gentleman, I hope to go to his heaven, not man's.
Mark Twain
The peach was once a bitter almond; cauliflower is nothing but Cabbage with a College Education.
Mark Twain
Nothing is made in vain, but the fly came near it.
Mark Twain
I'd rather have ten snakes in the house than one fly.
Mark Twain
Fleas can be taught nearly anything that a congressman can.
Mark Twain